Safety in Numbers
When kayaking in the wild and wonderful PNW coastal waters, always remember: life jackets are your fashionable must-have accessory, seals are conversationalists but terrible GPS navigators, and if a rogue wave challenges you to a water wrestling match, kindly decline and paddle the other way. Safety first, folks!
Before embarking on a hike
make sure to leave a trail of breadcrumbs. Just be prepared for the local birds to have a gourmet feast, leaving you with nothing but a confused sense of direction and a few regretful carb cravings.
When in doubt, follow the guidance of woodland creatures. Squirrels may not have GPS, but they definitely have a sixth sense for finding the nearest picnic spot.
Invest in a hiking buddy with an impeccable sense of direction. Preferably someone who's never gotten lost in their own thoughts, let alone on a hiking trail.
If you find yourself lost, just start a spontaneous rendition of "I Will Survive" at the top of your lungs. Who knows, maybe a trail guide will emerge from the trees, or at least you'll entertain the forest animals with your show-stopping performance.
Consider hiring a personal hiking coach to trail behind you, ensuring you don't take any wrong turns. Just be prepared for the occasional motivational speech and their unwavering commitment to keeping you on track.
Remember, getting lost is just nature's way of giving you a more scenic route. Embrace the detours, explore the hidden corners, and pretend you meant to take the "scenic" path all along.
If all else fails, just pretend you're starring in a real-life episode of "Survivor." Make a shelter out of twigs, fashion a compass out of a pinecone, and start practicing your acceptance speech for when you finally make it back to civilization.
But in all seriousness, make sure to bring a map, familiarize yourself with the trail beforehand, and let someone know about your hiking plans. With a touch of humor and a sprinkle of preparedness, you'll navigate those hiking trails like a seasoned explorer. Happy hiking and may your adventures be filled with laughter and memorable "lost and found" stories!
Be prepared for unexpected encounters
When hiking in the woods, make sure to wear your most stylish leaf camouflage outfit. You never know when the forest fashion police might show up!
If you encounter a squirrel mafia during your hike, remember to keep your snacks close and negotiate with acorns. A little bribery goes a long way in the wilderness.
Feeling lost? Just follow the trail of trail mix crumbs left by previous hikers. It's the forest's version of Hansel and Gretel's breadcrumbs, minus the witch and gingerbread house (hopefully).
Be prepared for unexpected encounters with woodland creatures. Carry a pocket-sized forest dictionary to decipher their language. Who knows, you might end up having deep conversations with a wise old owl or discussing the latest gossip with a chatty chipmunk.
Don't forget to stretch before your hike. You never know when you'll stumble upon a hidden forest dance party, and you want to be ready to bust out your best moves among the trees.
Stay hydrated, but avoid drinking from suspicious-looking puddles. The forest has its own version of mixology, and you don't want to accidentally sip on a concoction brewed by mischievous woodland creatures.
Remember, hiking in the woods is an adventure filled with wonder and laughter. Embrace the beauty of nature, enjoy the serenity, and don't forget to stop and smell the wildflowers (just watch out for sneezing fits if you have allergies). Happy trails and may your hiking boots take you on unforgettable journeys through the whimsical world of the woods!
Bay to Oceanside
Tillamook County offers four large bays, miles of coastline, and numerous lakes. it is a personal watercraft paradise. Paddleboarders, kayakers, and motorboats all make use of these waterways. The headlands and capes offer unprecedented views.
Every year there are close calls and sometimes even fatal tragedies on these waters and headlands. This can range from someone being caught in the waves or riptides on the beaches, falling from a trail or cliff, being knocked off of a boat and into the water, and being caught in the tide and swept toward the sea, to name a few of the possibilities.
The Tillamook County Pioneer, the Tillamook County Fire and Rescue services, Oregon Parks and Recreation, local kayakers, and Kayak Tillamook came together to put together a safety video for each of the different areas.
Come visit the coast. Enjoy the views, and have fun on the water. Please keep safety in mind.
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